金融危机下，网络流行的二男二女

经济适用男：

    从物质需求上看，"经济适用男"的经济实力虽然比不上"钻石男"，但他们会将大部分收入每月按时上交给老婆，这样便于开展稳健的家庭理财计划；从感情归属 上看，"经济适用男"几乎把所有的时间和精力都投入到家庭生活中，因此他们对老婆忠心不二；从性格能力上看，他们大多是单位里的骨干，做事认真，责任心 强。
    "经济适用男"的其基本条件：身高1.7米左右，长相一般，皮肤略白，五官圆润，戴近视眼镜，发型传统―――总之，很难让人留下深刻印象。不吸烟、不喝 酒、不赌钱，恋爱经验少之又少。职业范围涉及公务员、教育类、IT行业、机械制造、技术类等，月薪在3000元至10000元之间。
    "经济适用男"的形象代言人被一致推选为"沙和尚"，其当选的理由是，"他是勤恳的好员工，也是最具潜质的好老公、好父亲，可以称之为'潜力股"。
    具体来说，"经济适用男"有以下一些特征：
　　1、长相普通，性格温和。
　　2、工资不一定高，但收入稳定，工作相对来说比较轻松。
　　3、在工作中，总是兢兢业业，任劳任怨。
　　4、也许买不起昂贵的戒指作礼物，但有更多的时间陪伴女友逛街、看电视......
　　5、与女友意见分歧时，能够耐心倾听、适当让步、和平解决。
　　6、能带给女友一种亲切自在的生活，没有多少压力，悠闲而轻松。
　　7、尊重女友的人生志向及爱好追求，不会以任何家庭理由牵绊她飞得更高更远。必要时还会勇于做出牺牲，帮助爱人实现人生理想。
　　8、作风过硬，纪律严明，对所爱的人忠诚不二。
　　9、有极强的家庭责任感，能坚守"终生相伴，永远不离不弃"的誓言。
　　总而言之，"比我老公顾家的没我老公有钱，比我老公有钱的没我老公顾家。"这是网上对"经济适用男"的经典描述。

 

 

三低男：
　　源自日本，继经济适用男后新流行的 概念。有一篇来自日本的文章说，从前日本女性追求"三高"男人――高学历，高收入，高个子。现在的日本女人，要的是"三低"的男人――低姿态、低风险、低 束缚。"三低男"的流行，表示日本女性想要找"倚靠"的心理渐淡，想要找"陪伴"的心意渐浓。她们已经开始摆脱"一结婚就变成一辈子服务业"的传统宿命。
　　简义而言，"三低男"，是指低姿态、低风险、低束缚的男性。
　　低姿态："Ladyfirst"，换句话说就是不能"大男子主义"，必须能真诚有礼地对待女性，尊重女性。
　　低风险：从事职业的风险低，有份正当又安定的工作，且不会随意辞职者。
　　低束缚：不约束女方，在生活上能各自独立，家事与育儿能共同负担，双方均可以安心从事自己的事业。"三低男"的流行与越来越多的女性独立自主、在家庭中能与男性共同承担经济负担有关。也反映了金融危机下，女性更愿追求安稳的小康生活。

 

 

 

简单方便女：
　　"简单方便女"是又称"三不女"。不做作，清爽简单，洗完脸一扎头发就能出门；不拜金，看淡金钱，能自己养活自己；不败家，奉行物美价廉的购物观，会持家过日子；不复杂，感情经历简单，不爱折腾。
　　具体来说，"简单方便女"有以下一些特征：
　　1、做事做人不张扬，不容易一下子引起别人的注意，从不给旁人威胁感，让人放松。
　　2、没有过多花哨的包装，无论做朋友还是**人，她不是回头率最高的那种，但肯定是平实男人最乐意选择的指向。
　　3、用情专一，内心善良细腻。
　　4、不太讲究虚的或者是浪漫的东西，不是说不喜欢，而是撇开了这些东西，她也能知道如何分清虚情和实意。
　　5、懂得站在对方的立场上去考虑事物，也善于和对方沟通，做事能考虑到各方面的感受。
　　6、善于谅解别人，所以和她在一起，一点也不会感觉到疲累和压力。
　　7、她有很好的内在素质，旁人常常惊讶于她不经意间流露出的修养。

 

 

清汤挂面女：
　　清汤挂面女：名词，原意为很朴素、不做任何粉饰和装扮的女子，仿佛用白开水煮的面条一样。而在网络环境里，清汤挂面女一般来形容不拜金、不过分追求时尚、安于平常生活的精神层次容易满足的女子。
　　一位经济适用男眼里的清汤挂面女：
　 　生活不仅仅需要和谐，更需要真实！生活绝对不是天天鲍鱼燕窝，吃多了你也会反胃。经过科学研究，最养人、最适宜人的是土豆和地瓜，作为老陕的我归类于经 济适用男的角色，生活每一天最离不开就是清汤挂面，俺就中意天天清汤挂面足以果腹。 不用太昂贵的成本，不用太繁杂的配料，不用太久时间去煎熬，这就是俺想要的"清汤挂面女"。首先是干干净净亭亭玉立，别总是整得像方便面一样曲里拐弯，俺 更想看到素面朝天而无所畏惧的精神内涵；再就是一回家就能端在手中，热热乎乎能够暖在心窝，营养适中，可别到时候对于健康不利；最后就是真材实料，绝对不 会忽悠。

 

 

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X Selections, Cut Buffers, and Kill Rings

X Selections, Cut Buffers, and Kill Rings.
© 1997, 2002 by Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>

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This document began as a description of how Emacs and XEmacs deal with copying and pasting text under X11. However, I've noticed that a lot of people are being referred here to answer more general questions of how copying and pasting work under X, or, more specifically, how they should implement copying and pasting in their own X applications. So allow me to summarize...

Selections:

X11 has these things called ``selections.'' They have names. There are really only two you need to know about: the Primary selection and the Clipboard selection. An application is said to ``own'' a selection when it raises its hand and says, ``I have the Primary selection now.'' Only one application can own a selection at a time, so when one app asserts selection ownership, the previous owner loses it.

Asserting ownership of a selection doesn't actually transfer data. When you want to copy text from application A to application B, it goes like this:

• Copy text in program A: program A asserts selection ownership.
• Paste text in program B: program B notes that program A owns the selection.
• program B asks A for the text.
• program A responds, and sends the text to program B.
• program B pastes the response.

X10 had these things called ``Cut Buffers'' that were a more limited and wasteful predecessor to selections. They are obsolete; don't use them. Some applications (like xterm) still have legacy support for them, but ignore that.

Clipboard:		for when the user has explicitly copied something (e.g., the ``Edit/Copy'' menu item.)
Primary:		more ephemeral and implicit: it is for when the user has highlighted or selected something (e.g., dragging the mouse over some text.)
Cut Buffers:		Obsolete. Never, ever, ever use them. Ever.

Copy and Paste:

Contrary to what you may have come to believe, copying and pasting text under X11 works pretty much exactly the same way it does under MacOS and Windows. Really. It works like this:

• Select the text to copy;
• Pull down the ``Edit'' menu and select ``Copy.''
  This causes the text to become the Clipboard Selection.
• In another window, pull down the ``Edit'' menu and select ``Paste.''
  This causes the current value of the Clipboard selection to be inserted.

But what about the middle mouse button?

It happens that X11 programs have a second way of copying and pasting text that is orthogonal to the Edit/Copy way described above. This causes confusion, because some people mix the two up. Here's how the other way works:

• Select the text to copy.
  This causes the text to become the Primary Selection.
• In another window, click the middle mouse button.
  This causes the current value of the Primary selection to be inserted.

So how do I implement this?

Event:	Action:
text highlighted with mouse	Assert PRIMARY selection ownership.
Edit / Copy	Make an internal copy of the highlighted text. Assert CLIPBOARD selection ownership.
Edit / Paste	Retrieve and insert CLIPBOARD selection.
middle button paste, if implemented	Retrieve and insert PRIMARY selection.
another app asks for PRIMARY	Send currently-highlighted text, if any.
another app asks for CLIPBOARD	Send saved copy of last-copied text, if any.
another app becomes PRIMARY owner	De-highlight text.
another app becomes CLIPBOARD owner	Discard text copy.

Extra Credit: Content Negotiation

One of the really cool, yet rarely used, features of the selection mechanism is that it can negotiate what data formats to use. It's not just about text. When one application asks another for the selection, part of their communication involves the requester asking the owner for the list of types in which they are capable of delivering the selection data; then the requester picks the format they like best, and asks for it that way.

As a simple example, suppose there is a program displaying text in multiple fonts. When pasting that into a text-only program, you'd want to paste only the text. But when pasting that into a word processor, you'd want to keep the font information: if both applications spoke HTML, they could use that as the intermediate format by which they transferred the data.

More complex things are possible, too: for example, when an image is selected on a web page, the web page displayer could offer to serve that up as raw image bits; or as JPEG data; or as the original URL of the image. When trying to copy and paste an image into a text editor that can't do images, the text editor might decide that the next best thing would be to paste the filename of the image, or the URL.

The content negotiation mechansim is very powerful, and I wish more applications would take advantage of it.

You can experiment with content negotiation with other apps from an XEmacs lisp-interaction buffer. To see what types an app will convert its selection to, make a selection in that app, and then type:

(get-selection-internal 'PRIMARY 'TARGETS)
==> [	TARGETS TIMESTAMP TEXT STRING LENGTH FILE_NAME OWNER_OS HOST_NAME USER CLASS NAME CLIENT_WINDOW PROCESS COMPOUND_TEXT]
(get-selection-internal 'PRIMARY 'FILE_NAME)
==>	"http://www.jwz.org/doc/x-cut-and-paste.html"

ICCCM:

The full technical documentation for this stuff is in the X11R6 Inter-Client Communication Conventions Manual, section 2: ``Peer-to-Peer Communication by Means of Selections.''

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And now, about Emacs:

Message-ID:		<3373165D.511EF610@netscape.com>
Date:		Fri, 09 May 1997 05:19:41 -0700
From:		Jamie Zawinski <jwz@netscape.com>
Newsgroups:		comp.emacs
Subject:		Re: x-selection / kill-ring interaction

> Emacs: (car kill-ring) is always the same as the primary x selection, >        therefore mouse2 and C-y pastes the same. mouse1 sets the >        kill-ring as well as the primary selection.

Unless things have changed since the last time I checked, I don't believe this is true: (car kill-ring) is the same as the primary X selection only if a kill has been made in FSFmacs more recently than text has been selected in another (non-FSFmacs) X application.

> My question is: did the XEmacs people conduct a poll to determine > which behavior is preferred by the masses? (Actually, RMS asked me > this question).

No, I didn't do any surveys, but I did have a reason (in fact, the FSF behavior existed before the FSFmacs/Lucid Emacs schism occurred, and I changed it in our branch.)

The traditional X model of selection usage is that the primary selection is highly ephemeral: it is what is currently highlighted, and that tends not to stay highlighted for long (as other activity tends to dehighlight it.) For longer-lived data, the clipboard selection is used: this is what is generally associated with the Cut/Paste commands (while the primary selection is associated with click-and-drag, and in some applications, middle-click, which is not the same command as ``paste''.)

In a traditional X app, mouse-drag will own the primary selection, and the Cut/Copy commands will move the primary selection to the clipboard.

Therefore, in the emacs world, the primary selection would more logically correspond to the region between point and mark, when it is in the highlighted state (assuming one is using zmacs-regions, another of my earliest additions to the Lucid Emacs branch.) The clipboard selection would more logically correspond to the topmost element on the kill ring.

I added hooks to make it possible to do this -- when you select a region, it becomes the primary selection -- however, it turned out to not be such a good idea to do this (by default) for the kill-ring (and clipboard selection) for a couple of reasons.

The first reason was bandwidth.

Cut buffers, while officially obsolete, are still used, because there are still old programs (and more importantly, old .Xdefaults files) which cause CUT_BUFFER0 to be pasted in other apps in preference to the primary selection. So Lucid Emacs would update both. Now the problem with cut buffers is that at the time one writes a string into the cut buffer, all that data is transferred to the server immediately (selections don't work that way, with selections, the data is transferred as needed.) So this means that if you killed a lot of text (C-SPC M-> C-w, for example) you'd be sending lots and lots of bits over the wire which you likely didn't need to -- and this was a big deal when on slow connections to X servers. Hardcore emacs users kill large bodies of text all the time.

Granted, such slow server connections aren't very common nowadays, but they were then, when X terminals were still very popular (until 1994 or so, I was still doing a lot of my development on an X terminal that only had a 38.4kbps connection to the host machine.)

But that's just cut buffers, and they're ``obsolete,'' right? But then there's the XClipboard program -- basically, this is a program that sits around and makes it easier to deal with your clipboard (it keeps a history of them, among other things) but one side effect of it is that the clipboard data tends to be transferred from the selecting app to the XClipfnord app right away (with the X server as the middleman) so again, you've got the ``cut buffer'' bandwidth problem again.

The second reason was the Principle of Least Astonishment.

X's notion of clipboards (and selections in general) is binary: there is a selection or there is not; there is something on the clipboard or there is not. Whereas emacs has a kill ring, a history of past kills.

So if you decide that you want the emacs kill ring and the X clipboard selection to be unified, what does that mean? Does it mean that the top element on the ring should always be asserted as the clipboard? Ok, you can make emacs do that easily enough. But then what happens when some other app asks for ownership of the clipboard? Does that mean that that text should automatically be added to the front of emacs's kill ring as well? That would make emacs behave like XClipboard, and thus ``race'' with it for ownership (actually the two would probably get into a tug-of-war with each other.) That's not so good, and pretty tricky to make fail gracefully.

Well anyway, that's not what had been implemented in FSFmacs at the time (it did the kill-ring->selection part, but not the selection->kill-ring part) so I would have had to fix that, but also... even if it was fixed to behave consistently, it would still have the bandwidth problem.

So, I somewhat separated the kill/yank commands and the Cut/Paste commands, in that both kill and Cut write to both the kill-ring and the clipboard; but yank looks only at the kill-ring, while Paste looks only at the clipboard. This means that a naive mouse-using user, who would presumably only be using the Cut/Paste commands, would have everything do what they mean (the clipboard and kill ring would stay in sync, and since the user was mouse-oriented, they wouldn't tend to select truly huge areas semi-inadvertantly, sidestepping the bandwidth issue); but a real emacs user, driving it with the keyboard, would tend to live in the emacs ``space'' until they want to go out to the inter-X-client space by using a different gesture (either the Cut command, or selecting a region). (The region/selection interaction being less problematic since both emacs and X think there either is one or their isn't.)

So that's why.

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在上一篇2009央视春晚流行语中，我删除了很多谩骂的评论，何必呢？都是中国人，开心一下就好！

1 这是为什么呢？

2 我太有才了，上辈子我是裁缝。

3 都说我长得寒碜，不过我妈挺稀罕我，我妈说小时候带我去公园，老多人围着问 我妈,"大姐，你家这猴搁哪买的？" 现在我都长开了。

4  眼睛一闭一睁一天儿过去了hou~,眼睛一闭不睁,一辈子过去了hou!

5 我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫xiao shen yang ~~~~~!

6 咿~~穿跑偏了,哎呀妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆nia。

7 我是有身份的人,什么是有身份的人呢?就是有身份证的人就是有身份的人!

8 我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人

9 放你个五彩玲珑月光电缆屁！

10趴趴地就溜达，谁叫我也不回头。

11 给朋友们来个另类点的 台湾著名歌星陈水扁的歌送给大家

美国著名摇滚电视剧连续剧水浒传的主题歌护花使者的片头曲刀郎的情人献给大家

12 别看我长得变态 其实我老有才了

13 ──哎呀嘛哥，你是不是唱二人转那小子，你叫小沈阳啊？

──是怎么地？

──哎呀妈呀，你瞅你长得哈，有一种大海的感觉呢

──小妹儿你是不是喜欢我呢，是不是爱上我了呢？

──哥吖，你别误会，我晕船，我一看到大海吧，我就想吐。

14 什么姑娘，人家是纯爷们

15 人生最痛苦的事情是，人死了，钱没花了~~~~~！

16 毕老师，你给我照个相呗~~

17 有，还是没有啊？

18 你是？白岩松？不对！朱军？！等等我想想

老毕！哎呀妈呀！你是毕老师不？

妈呀你咋出来了哪？来人啊！毕老师跑出来了！来人啊~别一会儿跑了~

19 老毕：你多大啦？~

小沈阳：免贵28.

20 哎呀妈呀 老牛B了

21 走别人的路，让别人无路可走

22 出名了仍要慢慢发展看看我穿的这身衣服，啥，你说我这大红配大绿不好看，别瞧不起人，我的衣服都是从专卖店买的。

23 我在商场逛，随便问一个服务员，你卖这衣服多少钱？她说，180元。我说，30元卖不？她说行，然后就让我交钱，我说，我不买，就是随便溜达。

24 太阳出来东方亮 山炮啥样我啥样

25 多喜庆阿

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――谁六十阿 人家一朵花没开呢

――是啊 仙人掌嘛 六十年一开花

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29 不用拍,到我的班就是休息!

30 太阳出来照大地！ 欢迎大伙来看戏

31 要问我是哪一个，人送外号小巩俐

32 诶呀妈呀，我可稀罕我这个小包了。320.。。。打完折15

33 我走死你~

23 观众朋友们吖~~他们都说我长地像变态~！

告诉你们，其实我一点都不像~！！！！！ 。。。。。。我就是。。。

24 放你个五彩玲珑月光电缆屁！

25 趴趴地就溜达，谁叫我也不回头。

26 到我班儿了嚎，大伙儿不用老鼓掌.你们的手腕子一疼.我的心都疼.

27 你瞎啊!!!我这是棉花套只!!!!

28 哎呀我说别人跑你不跑是吧…你藐视我是吧！ 我说你咋不�呐~~我来啦….

29 来哥啊？我小唐，恩那~到女儿国了~老狠了~扇嘴巴子~ 想开心看二人转,想闹心就看一下足球,想往死了闹心就看一下中国足球

30 人不可貌相，海水不可瓢崴

31 就那伊拉克 你说国家都快黄了

32 你瞅你长这么难看还出来溜达，在家呆着被 就光看你 都撞树上了

33 感谢你们鸦雀无声~

34 我虽然不是名人朋友们，但是像我们周边这些国家，像马来西亚、泰国、越南、新加坡，还有俄罗斯哈―――――-我都没去过~

35 别看我长得变态 其实我老有才了

36 这种感觉就是上气不接下气 。。。啊马。。。上就要短气

37 阿姨阿姨夫你们好~

38（模仿阿杜）你听见了么？ 呃~我还没唱呢~

39 老妹你别害怕 我是人 不是鬼阿~

40 呸 臭不要脸的~

41 我给你讲我就传我这身休闲~

42 你说我是男是女袄 这个问题给我也整矛盾了~

43 奶奶 你真不去袄 那太好了 ~

44 奶奶 我不是玩意

45 大家晚上九点多钟好！

46 我已经隆重滴开光了.

47 四五个大老爷们追着打我，跑着跑着，我就跑到一个坟圈里了，他们看我趴在一个坟堆上不动，问我咋回事，我说，我回家了，吓得他们转身就跑。

48 他们把我名刻错了 我出来改改

49 走别人的路，让别人无路可走

50 我到家了，你们还追啊!!

51 哎，老妹儿你说这是为什么呢? 为什么呢?!

52 这辈子和你过的够够的了，下辈子一定要找一个骑着白马的王子。

――骑白马的不一定是王子，唐僧有时候也骑白马。

――唐僧也比你强！！

――是啊，能过就过，不能过吃肉呗。

53 我太有才了，上辈子我是裁缝

54 人是衣服马是鞍,一顿不吃饿的慌!

55 都说我长得寒碜，不过我妈挺稀罕我，我妈说小时候带我去公园，老多人围着问 我妈， '大姐，你这猴哪买的？现在我都长开了'

56 看看我穿的这身衣服，啥，你说我这大红配大绿不好看，别瞧不起人，我的衣服都是从专卖店买的。寿衣专卖店!

57 小妹儿看见我就乐了，哎呀，大哥，你长得真像大海，可惜大哥，我晕船啊，看见大海就想吐啊！

58 我在商场逛，随便问一个服务员，你卖这衣服多少钱？她说，180元。我说，30元卖不？她说行，然后就让我交钱，我说，我不买，我就溜达,吭。

59 太阳出来东方亮 山炮啥样我啥样

60 ――我看你长得好年轻哦 这化妆品好厉害哦 眼瞅着都六十的人了 谁能看出来了

――谁六十阿 人家一朵花没开呢

――是啊 仙人掌嘛 六十年一开花

61 就朋友们哈~ 没事儿…我就爱逛街 恩那~我就溜达 …哎，谁叫我也不回头…就是溜达…完了我还蹦哒儿的呢~~ 可顽皮了~~。

62 人生就是这样"眼睛一闭一睁一天过去了,眼睛再一闭不睁一辈子过去了"

63 不用拍,到我的班就是休息!

64 我看谁没鼓掌，到晚上我就趴你家窗户~~

65 我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫xiao小 shen沈 yang阳 !

66 老妹儿,你能逮着我啊~~

67 你瞎啊，这是裤衩子！

68 咿~~穿跑偏了,哎妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆那

69 我是有身份的人,什么是有身份的人呢?就是有身份证的人就是有身份的人!

70 太阳出来照大地！欢迎大伙来看戏

71 要问我是哪一个，人送外号小巩俐

72 诶呀妈呀，我可稀罕我这个小包了。原价320.。。。打完折15

73 ――走别人的路，让别人无路可走！

――你就是走我们女人的路，让女人无路可走！

――我走死她！

74 观众朋友们吖~~他们都说我长地像变态~！

告诉你们，其实我一点都不像~！！！！！

。。。。。。我就是。。。

75 放你个五彩玲珑月光电缆屁！

76 到我班儿了嚎，大伙儿不用老鼓掌.你们的手腕子一疼.我的心都疼.

77 你瞎啊!!!我这是棉花套子!!!!

78 哎呀我说别人跑你不跑是吧…你藐视我是吧！ 我说你咋不�呐~~我来啦….

79 来哥啊？我小唐，恩那~到女儿国了~我c~老狠了~扇嘴巴子~

80 想开心看二人转,想闹心就看一下足球,想往死了闹心就看一下中国足球

81 人不可貌相`海水不可瓢崴

82 给朋友们来个另类点的由台湾著名歌星陈水扁演唱的美国著名摇滚电视剧连续剧水浒传主题歌护花使者的片头曲刀郎的情人献给大家

83 朋友们呐.他们都说乍瞅我长的坷趁.其实我一点也不坷趁.不信你细瞅…….还不如乍瞅呢哈

84 我不是名人 就是一人名

85 这跟头 我练七八年~

86 "御弟哥哥"

"八戒"

"你骂谁呢？谁是八戒啊？"

"那你也没告诉我你演的是谁啊!"

"我演女儿国的国王，你叫我女王吧"

"女王吧"

"骂谁呢？叫我女王或者女王陛下"

"御弟哥哥"

"女王陛下"

"你从何处而来啊？"

"伊拉克"

"伊拉克？太tm远了吧？"

"整远了是啊"

87 就那伊拉克 你说国家都快黄了

88 -我要的是真经 -你TMD我这也不是水货啊！

89 -没打着 没打着 你妈屁股长白毛！

90 -你瞅你长这么难看还出来溜达，在家呆着被 光顾瞅你了 都撞树上了

91 感谢你们的鸦雀无声~

92 我虽然不是名人朋友们，但是像我们周边这些国家，像马来西亚、泰国、越南、新加坡，

还有俄罗斯哈―――――-我都没去过~

93 别看我长得变态 其实我老有才了

94 这种感觉就是上气不接下气 。。。啊马。。。上就要短气

95 阿姨阿姨夫你们好

96 模仿阿杜）你听见了么？ 呃~我还没唱呢~

97 想脱贫致富学唱二人转

98 到我班儿了嚎，大伙儿不用老鼓掌.你们的手腕子一疼.我的心都疼.

99 朋友们呐.他们都说柞瞅我长的坷趁.其实我一点也不坷趁.不信你细瞅…….还不如柞瞅呢哈

 

 

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然后就有了聪明的模仿版，真是经典！

 

1、IT人上班这一点事[小沈阳版]

 

上班这一天其实可短暂了。

 

电脑一开一关，一天过去了，嚎~？

 

电脑再一开一关，又一天过去了，嚎~？

 

上班这一天最痛苦的事儿是啥，你知道嘛？就是"下班了，活还没干完！"

 

上班这一天最最痛苦的事儿是啥，你知道嘛？就是"还没下班呢，活，干完了"。

 

忙碌不可怕，无聊才可怕。让员工无聊的公司更可怕。

 

2、帖子与网站[小沈阳版]

 

博主最痛苦的事情就是站还在，帖没了，博主最最痛苦的是帖还在，站没了，博主最最最痛苦的是：帖站都没了。

 

网站一关一开一天儿过去了hao~,网站一关不开,一辈子过去了hao!

 

 

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再看看刘谦的评价 ，这就是人家的境界：

 

�笑�跟�魔�一�，

 

最重要的一�，就是��的掌握，

 

在�的��做(�)了正�的事，

 

那魔�才�神奇，笑�才�好笑，

 

其中往往只差一�秒�，�需要多年的��以及精密的安排才能��算��的。

 

在��，我真的打�心���，

 

小����掌握得真好，不愧是名家弟子！

 

 

 

 

 

上班这一天very very 最最最最痛苦的事儿是啥，你知道嘛？就是"上班无聊了一天，马上该下班了。活，来了"。